Finding Waymoe

"Kate's Dirty Sister" (KDS) 11/18/2014 at 14:27 • Filed to: Science

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I found Waymoe.

Some kind of fake car engineer, must be him.

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For Sweden > Kate's Dirty Sister 11/18/2014 at 14:30

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I'd watch Finding Waymoe .

ACESandEIGHTS > For Sweden 11/18/2014 at 14:38

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Hermann > For Sweden 11/18/2014 at 14:59

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Finding Waymoe. A film by Hermann.

- We wanted to know who Waymoe is, so we'll explore our options. The first was to ask him.
* camera films me typing on a laptop, posting on Oppo * " Hey Waymoe. Who are you? "
Timelapse of a week goes by, camera pans over rising sun. Cut to Kinja notification turning to 1. I click on it " Burner1231312 recommended a comment from 3 years ago ".

- So, since that didn't work we'll go to plan B.
Google " Waymoe ". No Google, I did not mean Wayne.
Finds nothing useful on page 1. Doesn't dare to click to page 2. Fuck that.

- Option 3. Ask the Kinja mods to expose him. I fire an email to the Kinja overlords, a reply comes back 20 minutes later " We don't know who Waymoe is. We know WHAT Waymoe is, though. Waymoe is life, Waymoe is love ".

- Option 4. Hack him. * camera shows me furiously typing on a terminal window. I'm actually trying to exit VIM after editing resolv.conf *. I got him. He lives not far away and is currently posting from a Starbucks! * handheld cam shaking while we all run to our minivan. We go to a town nearby and see a lone guy on a Lenovo laptop in the Starbucks *

"ARE YOU WAYMOE?"
"Uh... yeah. May I help you?"
"Oh, wow... I... don't know what to say. Uhm... who are you?"
"I'm Waymoe, you just said it. What seems to be the problem?"
"Wow, I did not plan for this. Sorry."

* roll credits *

waymoe > Hermann 11/18/2014 at 16:07

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Couple problems, the biggest being "Waymoe is life, Waymoe is love."

Waymoe is love. Waymoe is life.

Hermann > waymoe 11/18/2014 at 17:53

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You missed the part where its the Kinja Overlords stating that. When have they ever got anything completely right on the first try?